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Enhancing the Virtual Boy arena

Kids do not try this at home! We do not encourage underage drinking or underage sex. And this is only to be performed by someone at the legal age to drink. It varies in each country so we cannot set a definite age. Ok this project is simple, we have studied various outcomes from using a Virtual Boy in a contained situation. These situations include drinking a substantial amount, being over tired, specific times in which it's best to play the Virtual Boy and what not to do. A rating system plus a small explanation will be given below, 1 is poor and not recommended and 10 is Highly recommended.

Tested Environments:
Playing the Virtual Boy while Drunk - 9
Playing the Virtual Boy half asleep - 2
Playing the Virtual Boy during sex - ?
Playing the Virtual Boy late at night - 5
Playing the Virtual Boy in the car - 7
Playing the Virtual Boy on a soft drink rush - 6

A Closer Look:
Playing the Virtual Boy while Drunk: Why did this get 9? Well after tested on 10 people the responses were almost unanimous. The interest factor in actually wanting to play the Virtual Boy was boosted by 100%, the enjoyment factor was also boosted by at least 50%, the long term value per game was an interesting topic. It seemed that no matter what the game was, as long as it was red and in yer face the tested 10 seemed to be glued to the screens. Some precautions, the Virtual Boy may cause nautiousness without being drunk, so it is advised if you wish to practice this have a bucket handy. Also make sure there is a sober person in the group, we had some problems with people staring at the automatic pause screen for quite awhile =)

Playing the Virtual Boy half asleep: What can I say, the interest factor isn't there at all, and the lastability is much shorter. No need for buckets here, just a soft pillow. Precautions are your eyes are already tired from being half asleep, it's not recommended to strain them further.

Playing the Virtual Boy during sex: No one has been game enough to try this, is it of fear of what their partner may think? Give it a go and email us. We will put the results up on the page! "Best" response we got so far was:
'Ferry, I've checked the vboy page and seen the updates. Just wanted to tell you that I asked my girlfriend what she thought about playing vboy while making sex and she said "don't even think about it" (and after she had a weird look in her face for 5 minutes, so I don't think I'll be able to test this :-P)'

Playing the Virtual Boy late at night: I spose late at night is like half asleep, but alot of people are lively at night (including me) so I wouldn't think it would be such a bad idea. After trials it seems that there is more of an interest to play the Virtual Boy at night as opposed to the day time. The natural dark? The lack of work? Either way it's recommended you give it ago! Precautions are again if your tired don't try and strain your eyes more.

Playing the Virtual Boy in the car: One of the more popular Virtual Boy environments is he car believe it or not! Even though you may feel wheezy, a bit off balance and find it hard to hold the damn thing still it still is a great way to pass the time on long boring trips. Recommendations are buy a Car AC adapter converter so that you can use your AC Adapter Tap with the cars battery so you do not run out of batteries. Especially if the next store is 3 hours away! Precautions are just try not to knock yourself out when the car goes over bumps, hey it may sound funny but you try it over rocky terrain =)

Playing the Virtual Boy on a soft drink rush: Finally playing the Virtual Boy after drinking a heap of soft drink (namely a cola inclusive drink). This seems to give a semi boost to your playing, you are more active, more alert, you may go through most of your vb games in your personal collection trying to find which one hits you in the mood you are in. Not bad, but at a party or such you may not get much play time with your freak soft drink induced friends wanting in on the action. Highly recommended at parties. No real precautions except don't spill any soft drink on the console, especially the important bits.